For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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