thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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