All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I'm both gender and math confused
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
True college students do jello shots in the library
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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