do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
