i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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