Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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