She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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