Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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