He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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