I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
So apparently I’m into choking now
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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