Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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