This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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