I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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