The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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