i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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