No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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Go christen that room with your naked body.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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