super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
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Everything about him screamed your future.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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