its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I intend to get homeless drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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