Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Randomize
