another moral hangover. fuck.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
