my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
the liver wants what the liver wants
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
You've changed since you got that strap on
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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