im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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