Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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