Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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