i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I have feelings that need drinking.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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