White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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