i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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