Buhtt sex?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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