Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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