i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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