I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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