Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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