Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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