Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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