i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize