I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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