Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
We don't watch enough power rangers
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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