The maid of honor just puked.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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