come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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