Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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