even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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