what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I just forgot I was standing up.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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