he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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