Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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