when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
jump out the window naked night went bad
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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