OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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