so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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