it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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