Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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