Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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