So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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