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This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?