brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that