are you still at the devil's house?
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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