hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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