I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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